People Reading Menus Over The Phone
What an irritating jerk. How could you even think that this is acceptable? Let me tell you how your brain should work. If you go to a restaurant that has hamburgers and hot dogs, your idiot friend that you are talking to doesn’t need to know the whole menu? You know why? Because his dumb ass knows what else they sell. It’s certainly not sushi, caviar, or a New York T-Bone steak. It’s every revision of the burger, hot dog, and deep fried food. It’s common sense and you have obviously lost all of yours because you are reading every item on the menu and it’s making me want to kill you. I mean, seriously, do you really have that dumb of a friend/spouse or are you yourself so dumb as to lose the ability to sum up what they have? I don’t know why I am even asking. Of course you are, you are the one reading the menu out loud. Take it outside or know your friends better so that you can get them a meal without having to go through 36 items before you both agree on one.
Added Friday, September 7th
Category: Restaurants



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Sandra said:
This is a tough one. I think the only way it is truly unacceptable is if the person is in line in front of you, thereby making you wait. But as somebody who has just gotten over the flu, I appreciate it when somebody calls and is willing to act like such an idiot to make sure I get what I want when I’m homebound. If the person is not in line reading it, sure it’s annoying, but I don’t think I would blow an artery over it. Only if they were making me stand behind them for fifteen minutes.
Saturday, September 8th @ 8:00am