Children on Leashes!
Are you really this bad a parent? Is your child so frickin’ disobedient that you can’t seem to keep the kid from running off into crowds in airports, zoos, and other public places? Here’s an idea, you know how we put Fido on a leash so he doesn’t run into traffic? Yeah, why don’t we try doing that with little Hayden or McKenzie (these kids always have named like this – or Taylor, or Sydney).
Now as if harnessing your child and pulling him or her back to you with a leash isn’t bad enough, in an attempt to make this look less like you’ve dressed your poorly behaved toddler in bondage gear they’ve gone and made these little animal shaped backpacks. In my travels I have seen quite a few kids wearing monkeys with excessively long tails, at the end of these long tails are bad mothers being pulled through crowded terminals by screaming toddlers with snot dripping down their faces.
People, I beg of you, don’t harness your child. Instead, how about you just teach the little shit how to behave. It would benefit the greater good if you could just be a decent parent and save the leashes for your pets.
Added Tuesday, August 21st
Category: People
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sherry said:
Parents – if you think we’re staring at you because you have your child on a leash, we probabably ARE.
Tuesday, September 18th @ 11:23am
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Mike said:
I always liked this. I just like it when parents get pets and kids confused. I mean, they are similar, so we have to give them a break. I don’t go to the mall as much as I once did, but when I did, I saw this all the time. I think that when you have to leash-ify your kid, then you are one step away from that whole Cannibal Lecter facemask on a dolly thing. You know the one.
Good luck with your kids.
Tuesday, September 25th @ 11:16am
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Jac said:
Check it, Not many people take a class and become parents. I guess you can say, it sort of happens over night then you have to mature and start making some real decisions. Often there are many misguided people who do silly things like this in an event to be trendy and not so stern. Until you’ve been there and are raising kids. I think we should give them a pass for ignorance becuase in some cases ignorance is bliss. But on the other hand at least they care enough that they know where there kid will be at all times. Because once their on that harness their not going anyway…..yeah it’s stupid!
Monday, October 15th @ 8:26pm
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dougk said:
i’ll worry about children on leaches when, like dogs, i have to step over their piss and shit like on elmwood or delaware park
Tuesday, November 20th @ 8:31pm