Complaint After Complaint

I don’t get it. I just don’t get it. Why would you do this? Do your feet smell, are they sweating, has somebody made a comment about them or do you just wish to advertise that your toenails are painted toxic orange? We’ve all seen what happens to people that stick their feet out the window if you’ve ever seen the movie Death Proof and it’s not good. It seems to be mostly women but I’m fairly certain that men are also stupid enough to put their dumb sandal wearing feet outside the window as well. I would like to think that the rules of a roller-coaster are much like that of and automobile and that is as follows: “Please keep your arms and feet inside the vehicle at all times .” From now on I would like to see nothing more than an elbow sticking out of a car because when you lose it, and you will lose it, I don’t want to hear you complaining because you brought on yourself.