Complaint After Complaint

I have never used these. They have come with almost every phone I have ever bought and I haven’t done as much as taken them out of the plastic. You know why? It’s because when Jesus and Levi Strauss invented jeans, they installed a feature called the pocket. This invention blew people away because they could then stop clipping shit to their pants and not put them in these convenient little storage compartments.

Not only does it make you phone fully susceptible to all the elements (water, bumping in to people, falling off because you fastened it incorrectly, scratching…), but you look like an idiot business man/woman. “Look at me. I am so important that I need my phone out and ready to make and receive calls at all times.”

Just use your pockets. They are there for a reason, for cell phones and hands and all that other crap you insist on carrying.