Complaint After Complaint

I know there’s already a “smoking etiquette” entry but i don’t give a fuck because I do what I want. I’m a surly motherfucker. Anyway… on the real, I don’t give a shit where you smoke…at all. You can smoke you ciggs outside the door or in the nursery ward of the hospital. Whatever. What I don’t get is why do you have to throw your butts on the ground. I know its crazy, but there actually are people who have to sweep those little fuckers up. Do you understand how gross it is to have to pick them out of your flower bed or from the cracks of the sidewalk? Imagine if I went around nervously chain devouring pizza and throwing the crust in front of your business or home. That would blow… having to pick up nasty crust. You don’t know where my mouth has been. And don’t give me the “cigarettes are biodegradable” line. They aren’t and are more importantly annoying to look at. Cut the shit.