Light Up Shoes.
There are few things in life that I hate more than other people’s children. This is pretty much a given. But among the many things that are aggravating about these swarms of children everywhere i go, is the need of people to attach lights to their children’s feet. This is lame second only to Heely shoes and the constant attachment of wheels to kids.
Is this little hyperactive fool’s need to run in circles and tap his feet not enough without the miniature red light show that catches the eye of everyone in the room? How has this not given someone a seizure yet?
The worst thing is, not only are there light up sneakers, but there are light up plastic dress shoes with clear high heels that light up red for young strippers in training. I mean, you’ve got to be kidding me. I can tell you right now that when i decide to grace to population with new additions by having well-trained and well-dressed children of my own, no temper tantrum they could ever muster would find me permitting them to be seen in public in light-up shoes. Over my dead body.
Added Sunday, June 24th
Category: Clothing
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Matt said:
Sorry, but I’ve always wanted a pair of LA Lights because they are nothing short of awesome. The same goes for Heelys.
I once heard a story about a guy who robbed a shoe store at night in the city. Some cops were nearby and had no trouble staying on his trail despite the crowds of people on the streets. See, the robber put on the shoes before running out of the store, which happened to be a pair of LA Lights. Smart.
LA Lights = Safer Streets? I think so.
Monday, June 25th @ 6:46am
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Mike Literman said:
I must agree. I would be hypocritical if I said that I hated them as I owned a pair myself. I was a kid, and what kid wouldn’t want shoe with lights in it. I think that even as a kid, I wouldn’t want Heely’s. I was young, not stupid.
My mom will not vouch for that last statement.
Monday, June 25th @ 6:58am
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Steve Mingle said:
Mike – You were soo stupid. we started a fire under your moms van in the parking lot of darien lake.
i dont even think this is a legitimate thing to be complaining about.
unless you dont like fun.
Sunday, November 18th @ 11:09am
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Amanda said:
“There are few things in life that I hate more than other people’s children. This is pretty much a given.”
haha, i love you andrea.
Saturday, July 7th @ 3:22pm