Your Suped Up Car
Listen kid, this is life here, not “The Fast and the Furious.” Driving some super pimped out car does NOT make you look cool. We live in a world where driving too ridiculous of an unmodified car you look like an asshole (such as a Hummer H2). When you take your Honda Civic, or even worse, your Chevy Cavalier, and add rear spoilers, front lip spoilers, rims, crazy paint jobs, tints, decals, silly lights, etc., you are not “improving” your vehicle or your image. What you are instead accomplishing is making yourself look like a really big jerk with a really small penis. Believe me, that’s what we’re allllll thinking. Men and women alike are looking at you, looking at your car, and marveling at the lethal combination of stupidity and insecurity that have made you take a perfectly good car and turn it into a moronmobile. We also don’t appreciate you trying to race us on the road. If I thought you were stupid BEFORE you made an effort to prove you were cool by speeding away from me, imagine what I must think of you after that display of ignorance in traffic?
In the future, just drive your car as it is and stop being such a wanker. If you really want to drive a car that serves as a warning to all other people that you’re worthless, that’s what those Hummers are for, and if you can’t afford one of those i hear PT Cruisers are reasonably cheap and I guarantee you’ll still look like a jackass.
Added Monday, June 18th
Category: Driving
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Sherry said:
I laugh everytime I see such a contraption.
Tuesday, July 10th @ 6:35am
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Lauren said:
i agree. you pretty much know the world has turned to complete and utter shit when people are actually suping up and driving around fucking HMMWV’s aka hummers or humvees on the fucking street! what a disgusting show of idiocy for all who own these gas-guzzlers that were created to use OFF of the highway, for reasons other than trying to look like a super bad ass mofo.
and as for suped up cars in general… ugh….don’t get me started. if you want to show off, then get a muscle car and ride that baby into the sunset with your mullet flappin in the wind, because that is TRUE pimp and true performance. fuck these honda civics and their shitty half-ass lackluster wal-mart rims. and euro lights are for fucking euro cars! thanks a lot, you piece of shit car manufacturers for adding these lights to all of the new cars, that just also happen to be waytoofuckingbright halogen lights. if you want to show off, get a ’65 shelby minus the mexicanized flames, ridiculous body kits, and obnoxiously disgusting paint jobs.
people who think this kind of shit is cool, should pretty much just be shot.
half of these fucks don’t even know anything about what’s under the hood. “cool” car or not, if you’re a complete moron that doesn’t know how it actually works, then trying to make it badass looking is going to get you nowhere. it will probably fall apart and all the ridiculous amounts of money you spent to make your car look good will be pissed down the toilet. GEDALIFE
Sunday, July 29th @ 10:34am
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Jac said:
You said it! Man those lawn mower cars are annoying. I wish we could all put them in a demoliton derby and watch them destroy each other.
Monday, October 15th @ 8:37pm
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juan said:
i disagree with you i like cars like that and i also have a suped up car and the ones that posted those comments and agreed with you are idiots
P.S.: are you hot
Thursday, November 8th @ 12:45pm
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mike said:
ha.ha.ha… who are you…
Just because you cant afford a car (because your job entails reading my opinion) dosn’t give you the right to say its wrong for people with a real jobs to buy things they like.
In my opinion you have NO say.
Good day.
Thursday, November 8th @ 6:43pm
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Can said:
What the heck…. usually people who have cars like that are teens with a mediocre job, and they still live mom and dad. let them have their fun. suped-up cars aren’t bad. it’s the drivers that dont know when to speed or not.
Friday, November 30th @ 1:04pm
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Matt said:
Personally I think that car looks sick! I did the same thing to my car and I get no negitive coments. So i disagree with you.
Monday, December 10th @ 5:38pm
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andrea said:
i would LOVE to know who this juan character is and why “are you hot?” is a good way to end his defense of suped up cars.
Wednesday, February 13th @ 9:53am
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john said:
i love suped up cars really nice and people look at those cars because they look awesome alright
Wednesday, April 9th @ 3:28pm
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john said:
why do u complain about suped cars ur obviously just jealous i love suped up cars
Monday, April 21st @ 10:34pm
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Dragon said:
I like suped up cars. I personally wouldn’t sup one up till i had the means to live a normal life without momy and dady. I also do not need a suped up car to feel better about myself. I like to drive. It is a passion of mine. I like to precision drive (ie. do 180s on a dime with full control and drive off in the opposite direction). I also think that they look nice.
If you think having a nice car means that i must be a wanker then your funny. It is the same as dressing nice so you don’t look like a bum. The same as keeping your lawing looking nice because you like things to look nice. The same thing keeping your house clean because you like your house to look nice. It is the same as doing your hair in the morning so that you don’t look like you crawled out of the gutter.
I think the real reason you complain is because you don’t get it. The difference between people like you and people like me, is that I have no problem letting people see that im different from everyone else around me.
I like suped up cars. It is that simple. Also, I drive by the law on the streets, just in case you were wondering. I don’t speed, i don’t drive erratically, i use my blinker when changing lains, and let people in when there trying to get in my lain.
To me i just seems that you have a chip on your shoulder about suped up cars. Normally that points to an anger issue and you should probably take that up with a psychiatrist.
Monday, June 9th @ 3:04am
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derrick nier said:
that is a cool car
Friday, June 13th @ 6:32am
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andrea can suck my dick said:
yeah i have a suped up honda civic so shut the fuck up bitches!!!!! andrea i bet u take it up the poop chute i bet u suck dick for money dont u stupid fuck who gets mad cause they see a suped up car on the road just cause u cant afford it with your toyota camry dont mean u need to get mad cause u got your ass kicked by a suped up car
Sunday, June 29th @ 8:35pm
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kyle said:
i have a honda i v-tech engine turbo its done to the 9’s if u can beat me bring it i hit 60 in 4 seconds 1/4 mile in 9 seconds if u beat my car with urs then ill will say hondas r shit until then my baby is gunna keep blowin exhaust off the line…thanx have a good time maybe ill see u on the streets…
Thursday, July 3rd @ 1:47pm
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fuck haters said:
all yall dat said suped up cars are not cool yall can suck a dick for real. dont get ur panties in a wod bc u cnt afford it. if we wnt suped up cars let us do it stop haten damn u live ur lives and i live mine by blowin weak ass cars like urs off da street so ill catch u lata and get a life
Wednesday, October 22nd @ 10:29am
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yo kyle said:
i have an 8second grandnational pro street at 1200 bhp you mite as well say handa is shit it will blow your little v-tec off the street shoot and your donst gunn the exhuast is sounds like a fucking weed wacker with a muffler and your wont see me on the streets ill be goning to damn fast
Wednesday, October 22nd @ 2:39pm
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ojofar said:
every one has there own hobby they do wat they like…
Thursday, January 1st @ 6:03pm