Parking Like A Disrespectful Idiot
Oh come on now? Take a look at that image and tell me that not a single ounce of you wants to either slash the tires or key some derogatory comment into the side. This happens all the time. There is more than enough room to park two cars in that spot. There is more than enough room to park two Hummers. No, not the H3’s or even the H2’s. I am talking Army style. Arnold style. Personally, I think that they should give tickets for that. I mean, if I get a ticket for parking legitimately 15 minutes past the time that I have to move, this guy should get a ticket for taking up “golden” legal parking space. Goddamnit…just look at that picture again and comment about this a-hole for me. I don’t even know what to say anymore.
Added Wednesday, June 6th
Category: Driving



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jay said:
I heard that there is a law somewhere that if people park there cars like assholes, like the one above, or like in parking lots where they purposely take up two spaces so no one will hit there car, that you can legally hit them. And it will be the assholes fault! I gotta find out if this is true. If so, I’m going on a car bashing road trip!
Thursday, June 7th @ 6:47am
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Mike Literman said:
Oh my God. I totally agree. Save a seat for me and a janitorial key chain of keys. I’m going to go through a lot of keys.
Thursday, June 7th @ 10:35am
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WTF??? said:
Ok, listen to this
MIND YOUR OWN FRIKIN BUSINESS!!!
Who cares if some “asshole” parks like that? You don’t have to freak out like it’s the end of the world or something. And besides, how do you know the person parked liked that on purpose? Mabey the person didn’t know he parked liked that. Or mabey it was an elderly person who didn’t realize what they we’re doing. Or mabey the person was in a hurry and just had to make a fast trip and was coming right back. And lastly, even if this idiotic parking was intentional and there was enough room for two cars, there’s also room for like 50 cars IN THE REST OF THE PARKING LOT! If you haven’t noticed,besides the 2 cars shown, it’s completely EMPTY!!!
So why don’t you just take your janitorial key chain of keys and go cry to your mommy.
Saturday, November 10th @ 10:17pm
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WTF #2 said:
I agree with “WTF???” grow up. Also how do you know that someone wasn’t parked in front of them when they parked. Maybe they parallel parked and that was the only place at the time because ALL the space was filled up for a college graduation party. And dude. he is parked in front of a HOUSE that like means that they can park in front of their house however the hell they want. As to the people who take up 2 stalls at a store (I don’t do this) BUT i don’t blame them because of the F’ing hit and run people that hit our cars and lake off and now I will have to put it on my insurance and have my rates go up. My parents 2 ton FULL size van was hit an ran over 5 different times. My care has been hit an ran 1 time so far. So, no i don’t really feel like F’ing someones car up that they paid for because they are trying to keep it in good shape.
Friday, June 13th @ 11:42am