Complaint After Complaint

Ever go out to eat with one of these? Fucking fantastic. Now don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of vegans that know better than to leave their own private stash of leaves and chemically altered, microwavable, food-products. But every once and and a while they leave their fortress of morality to eat with us normies. Just know ahead of time, other than the table salt, I’m pretty sure NOTHING is vegan at most restaurants. It’s just kinda how it is. Most people like to eat food. Just don’t get stressed out that every restaurant out there doesn’t carry “Tofutti” or “Tofurkey” or something with an equally obnoxious name. You know that bean soup the waitress said was meat and dairy free? It had chicken stock in it. Now run to the bathroom and purge so we can finish our meals. Trust me, this is nothing a back patch, a few pins, and a road bike can’t cure.