Check out etiquette.
Lines. You’ve all been in them on a regular, if not daily basis. So what we are going to do here is go over a few do’s and don’t and a few ways you can be a little less of a cock sucker in line.
1. The express line. Generally for 10 items or less. You are going to have your person with 11 or 12 items— not a big deal. But when you are standing there with nothing but your Dannon fruit smoothie, and someone is standing behind you with two 40lb boxes of cat litter, move the fuck up so they can set this shit down. It’s not so much a rule but just a general don’t-be-such-a-cock-weasel-and-be-a-little-considerate. Thats all.
2. The plastic dividy thingy… so fucking annoying. What my produce can’t hang out with your 500 pack of hot dogs you fat slob? I know for a fucking fact that hot dogs chill with tomatoes on the reg. What kind of mother fucker is going to purposely buy some of your food along with theirs? “Oh you know what, I did want some Little Debbi cakes. I’ll just buy his and save myself a trip!!! Mwwwahahaha!” The only time this is necessary is when you are buying 30+ cans of soup… and the person behind you is doing the same. Stop being a pussy.
3. Coupons. I don’t need to even get into it.
In closing, just be aware that there are other people waiting in line… otherwise it wouldn’t be a line. Be a little considerate ya fucks.
Added Monday, June 4th
Category: People
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jon said:
i agree about the divider thing in theory, but believe it or not i’ve had retarded cashiers that don’t understand the 6 inch space between foods as a division and even though they see me setting down my products and make eye contact they still grab one item of my food to add to the other customers purchase… and then you have to wait for them to call over thier supervisor… eh i’ll take the plastic divider
Thursday, June 7th @ 10:14am
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Mike Literman said:
You know, the same thing happened to me. I was carrying a 10+ pound bag of cat food and a woman wouldn’t move her cashews up one foot so that I could put it down on the conveyor and then had the nerve to look back and me and what I was carrying and still not do anything. I, quite loudly, said, “Are you friggin’ serious?” She moved her stuff and I felt like a jerk. I should have shanked her.
Sunday, June 10th @ 12:16pm
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sam said:
i have to use a divider because the one time i didn’t i almost took home some woman’s stupid jelly shoes. luckily, i caught it before they went into my bags with her other crap. she just stood their watching the cashier ring up her things on my bill and didn’t say anything when i explained to the cashier they weren’t mine.
i wonder if she was just planning on having me pay for her stuff and then ask me for it after.
Wednesday, June 27th @ 2:49pm
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dougk said:
and what’s with the overwhelming compulsion to provide exact change?
for example, the cashier totals $5.94, and the old lady – it’s always a woman and always with white hair – MUST invest 5 minutes finding her change purse in her handbag and spend the next 10 minutes counting out $.94 (sometimes twice) to hand to the cashier – with a big smile, seeking approval she’s done a good job, like house training a puppy, GOOD DOG, GOOD DOG! JUST FORK OVER $6.00 lady, deal with the nickel and penny you’ll get in return…I wanna’ get out of here sometime tonight!!!!!!
Wednesday, July 18th @ 7:49am
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Sherry said:
i have to agree with the exact change comment. i do retail and i hate it when i have to stand there for what seems like forever waiting for some old lady to scrounge up her change which mostly consists of pennies. especially when i have a line of people glaring at me like it’s my fault.
Tuesday, July 24th @ 12:07pm