Complaint After Complaint

Oh, dude. So kids running through the mall wasn’t enough? I’ve got an idea, let’s put wheels on kids at all times. Run 5 feet, roll 5 feet. Run 5 more feet, roll 5 feet. I’ve seen parents just hold their kids hands and roll them through stores. As terrible as it is, I must say, it was quite gratifying to see that one kid eat it for putting his tow down a bit too early. Let it be a lesson to the rest of you kids. Cut the crap and walk.

Do not wear them in restaurants. Not only is it tremendously disrespectful to the people you are with because it’s obvious that your number one priority is that you can take phone calls instantly and you don’t care about talking over group meal like a jackass, you look like an idiotic cyborg. Don’t even get me started on the ones with the blinking lights. You’re a douchebag.

You can drive faster than 3 miles per hour to make a turn. I don’t care if you are turning left or right, but there are people behind you. Step on the gas you old bastard.