Complaint After Complaint

okay, here’s a phenomenon that seems almost exclusive to scene trash. are you really wearing a little silver or pink brass knuckles charm around your neck? i mean, honestly? this is ALMOST as ridiculous as gun tattoos on the hips with the exception of the fact that tattoos are permanent and you could potentially remove your brass knuckles necklace and throw it in the trash and pretend that you were never stupid enough to go to www.trashvilleusa.com and buy such a thing in the first place. i mean, have you ever even SEEN real brass knuckles? probably not. do you even care? again, probably not.
let’s go through a quick rundown of the types of girls who wear these things, shall we?
so along with a brass knuckles charm necklace a really good piece of scene trash might also have a pair of flats with hot pink skulls on them, cheap skinny jeans, a pinup girl tattoo, a headband with cherries on it, and a horrific haircut that is an embarrassing combination of asymmetry, long-in-the-front-short-in-the-back (a reverse mullet, if you will), and botched self-color work.
you should be ASHAMED of yourself. go give a hummer to the guy with the red and black hair and the crossed revolvers belt buckle. i hope your brass knuckles necklace strangles you as you sleep passed out on someone’s dirty apartment floor.

Aw, that’s real sweet…someone loves you.

Ok, I’m over it and I’m going to guess that your crappy boyfriend of about 2 days gave that to you for your 48 hour anniversary so he could do you in the car, knock you up, decide to have the baby and then fail to pay child support. Congratulations on being tacky.

I know what your name is. And even if I don’t, I probably don’t care to. Not to be a jerk, but your long name shouldn’t be on a piece of jewelry. A necklace is one thing, probably because if you feel that it’s too gaudy for the situation, you can always tuck it in your shirt, but earrings? I’ve seen on multiple occasions people that have 4 inch wide earrings that scrape their neck because their “bling” is too big for their stupid head. Replace it with the 1kt cubic zirconia from Delia’s that once populated that hole.