Complaint After Complaint

Maybe I just don’t get it, but I’m really tired of going to “art” shows and seeing nude photos of girls in their 20’s, usually doing something silly, like having a pillow fight or wrestling with other equally as naked girls. I don’t care if you do something ironic or thought-provoking like photoshop a monacle on her eye and a book in her hand. It is still probably garbage. I’m not saying there is no place for nudity in art, but if your photos look like something someone would get a boner over, which they do, then sell them as porn and stop trying to act like you’re an artist.

How many times have you had some asshole (or handful of assholes) casually walk in front of your car while you are driving along at 30+ mph? No, seriously though, i understand. It must be really important for you to get across the street at that exact moment. Allow me to brake my gazillion tons of steel to a complete stop to best ensure that you, a rude, self-centered piece of garbage, can safely make it to the other side. I’m not even talking about the jerks that just run out in front of you. I’m talking about the ones that KNOW they don’t have time to make it across, physically make eye contact with you, and take their sweet time swaggering across the street, perhaps talking on their cell phone. If I had it in me I would just floor it. But I don’t, so…just go to hell.